In Prophets

Welcome to In Prophets, the premier destination for individuals seeking divine insight, cryptic messages, and slightly-off-kilter fortune-telling services.

We've got prophets for every occasion, from corporate team building to wedding party favors.

Our Services

• Cookie of the Ancients - Receive a cryptic message with every bite
• Mystic Tarot - Uncover the secrets of the universe, or at least your aunt's opinion on your haircut
• Aurora Reader - Get your daily dose of cosmic insight with our expertly crafted sunrise readings

Famous In Prophets

• The Not-So-Famous Nostradamus - Known for his questionable predictions and even more questionable hair
• The Oraculous One - Our resident expert in all things obscure and slightly disturbing
• Prophet Z - The enigmatic figure who only communicates through interpretive dance

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• 10% off all prophetic services with code INPROPHET10
• A FREE consultation with our top prophet, Prophet Z (subject to availability and interpretive dance schedule)